Excerpt, The Gay Adventures:
EXT. BEACH – NEVERLAND – DAY
Hook and Smee stand in the rain. Hook holds a 1’x1’ pink umbrella. Smee cowers as heavy drops pelt him. Hook is dry.
HOOK: They say the rain falls equally on all things.
SMEE: Is it meant to be taken literally, Captain?
HOOK: (annoyed) How should I know?
I agree that the rain falls equally on all things.
…including umbrellas, which some have the privilege to stand under.