The story of Peter Pan brings up many serious questions, such as
What does it mean to grow up? and
Does Starkey ever get his hat back?
But one question it does not ask [which I think should be addressed] is
Where do they poop?
The Pirates poop into the ocean? Doesn’t Hook feel undignified? Do the lost boys dig holes? Do they have particular spots?
Island living is not without its perks, and one of them is being able to poop wherever you want.