How much of a musical genius are you?
Answer: You’ve got nothing on Slightly.
“The boy who has emerged from his tree is Slightly, who has perhaps been driven from the abode below by companions less musical than himself. Quite possibly a genius, Slightly has with him his home-made whistle to which he capers entrancingly, with no audience save a Never ostrich which is also musically inclined. Unable to imitate Slightly’s graces the bird falls so low as to burlesque them and is driven from the entertainment.”
–Peter Pan by JM Barrie
And here is a picture of an ostrich which is musically inclined:
And here is an Emu, not musically inclined, but still funny-looking: