One day, I was at the paint store, picking out paint.
Hot Tip: when telling a story, be sure to really GRAB them in the first sentence with something riveting or unexpected! But also, never grab anyone without their permission, unless perhaps saving them from a runaway train.
Another Hot Tip: if you see a runaway train, run away. Don’t stick around to save anybody.
Anyhoo… there I was at the paint store. I laughed at the stupid names for different shades of white for a while, and then I decided to be gay and left the store.
Next up: How I chose to be trans.
Fun fact: if I wasn’t trans I would be straight! Isn’t life just a wacky ride?
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