How I Chose to be Gay [a story]

One day, I was at the paint store, picking out paint.

Hot Tip: when telling a story, be sure to really GRAB them in the first sentence with something riveting or unexpected! But also, never grab anyone without their permission, unless perhaps saving them from a runaway train.

Another Hot Tip: if you see a runaway train, run away. Don’t stick around to save anybody.

Anyhoo… there I was at the paint store. I laughed at the stupid names for different shades of white for a while, and then I decided to be gay and left the store.

plain-white-background
I call this white “white wall” white

Next up: How I chose to be trans.

Fun fact: if I wasn’t trans I would be straight! Isn’t life just a wacky ride?

And then after tha

 

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